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Alright, Alright I know you ALL want to hear my alternative endang of Romeo and hmhm, Juliet..... (Background Whistles) Here we go, (yes i know how i spelled ending, say it with a COOL accent)

As Romeo comes to Juliet on her death bed, he moans over seeing her dead...which she's really not... You know that bottle of PoIsOn he had, yeah he pulls that out and lies it on Juliet, just because. You with me???? Ok so now we have Romeo standing about ahhhh, 50 feet or so away and Juliet has that bottle of "PoIsOn" on her chest. Without knowing, Juliet wakes up and see's the bottle of... you guessed it......... PoIsOn! In a SUPERLOUD, SUPER NOTICEABLE (sp?) voice, she CHUGG'es the poison thinking that it is a botle of aphrodisiac, hoping that her and Romeo can soon make love, well thing is it ain't no APHRO and she dies.

In the mean time, Romeo comes running to Juliet yelling at her to not drink it. Juliet thinks he is saying not to because he is not ready for lovin, but she drinks it anyway. Romeo tries to suck the juice out of her, but sadly cannot.
Juliet dies and Romeo lives, the end. (applause, APPLAUSE!!!)

you better have ENjOyed it, if not o well, until FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Peace